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CHILDREN'S BOOKS THAT DIDN'T MAKE IT 1. You Are Different and That's Bad 2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables 3. Dad's New Wife Robert 4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share 5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book 6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking 7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her 8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence 9. All Cats Go to Hell 10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched 11. Some Kittens Can Fly. 12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption 13. Grandpa Gets a Casket 14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator 15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia 16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy 17. Strangers Have the Best Candy 18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way 19. You Were an Accident 20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will 21. "Pop! Goes The Hamster!"...And Other Great Microwave Games 22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan 23. Your Nightmares Are Real 24. Where Would You Like to Be Buried? 25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School 26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends? 27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things 28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry 29. The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer. . . Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes! 30. Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets 31. The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad 32. Babar Meets the Taxidermist 33. Where the Fuck is Waldo? 34. Start a Real-Estate Empire with the Change from Your Mom's Purse 35. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead 36. How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your School 37. Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear 38. What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog? 39. Bi-Curious George