Ek lewe nog...

My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Don't take life too seriously; no-one gets out alive.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

He who dies with the most toys is still DEAD. The trouble with life is there's no background music.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.