Dom mense

Ek weet mens is nie veronderstel om neer te sien op ander mense nie, maar ai ek kan sukkel om klaar te kom met baie dom mense. Veral byvoorbeeld die by ons munisipaliteit, daai ek-twirl-my-kroesie-om-my-voorvinger-terwyl-ek-jou-dof-aanstaar-tipe dom. Daar is egter verskillende soorte dom, dink ek - party soorte is vir my half meer aanvaarbaar as ander. Nie dat ek juis besonder slim is nie hoor. Al baie dikwels my naam erg gat gemaak oor die stupid goed wat ek al gedoen en se het. Wat ek wel dikwels oor wonder, is of dom mense weet hulle is dom. Dalk het die ou hier onder 'n punt beet... ******* I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that just say I'm stupid. That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops, never mind, I didn't see your sign." It's like before my wife and I moved from Texas to California our house was full of boxes and there was a u-Haul truck in our driveway. My friend comes over and says, "Hey, You moving?" "Nope." "We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week. Just to see how many boxes it takes." "Here's your sign." Why can't they get the picture? Why don't they understand? We're not dealing with the planet of apes, we're talking about the modern man. A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass this idiot on the dock goes, "Hey, yall catch all them fish?" Nope. "Talked 'em into giving up." "Here's your sign." I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel, there was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. There's only one way to test that. "Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you." "Well allright....hold my sign, I don't wanna lose it." Last time I was home I was driving around I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of these side-of-the-road gas stations, the attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, I swear he went, "Tire go flat?" I couldn't resist. I said "Nope". "No I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me." "Here's your sign."

I learned to drive an 18 wheeler in my days of adventure. Wouldn't ya know I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and I couldn't get it out no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and eventually a local cop shows up to take the report. He went through his basic questioning. No problem. I thought for sure he was clear of needing a sign... until he says "So..is your truck stuck?" I couldn't help myself! I looked at him, looked back at the rig, then back to him and said, "No I'm delivering a bridge ...Here's your sign!"We were trying to sell our car about a year ago, a guy come over to the house, drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe, then goes, "Damn thats hot!" See... If he'd been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him. (Bill Engvall)